sometimes I’m like “heck no, I don’t want a man. they are time consuming, they eat too much, they burp loud and smell funny, they hog the bed and the remote, and they think that i think that tickling is ok and just… NO.” but then in my mind i’m like “i need a man. MENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMEN.” it’s a sad life.
Me during the day: I'm so tired oh my gosh I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room all while painting my nails, shopping for random crap and eating the entire fridge
sirseahorse: stabsinthe: if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name #it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
You never knew exactly how much space you occupied in people’s lives.– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via thisisyourmaverick)
the-laughing-cactus: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography.
harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
understandablydumb: the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
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memoirs of teen female blogger.