May 2013
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sometimes I’m like “heck no, I don’t want a man. they are time consuming, they eat too much, they burp loud and smell funny, they hog the bed and the remote, and they think that i think that tickling is ok and just… NO.”
but then in my mind i’m like “i need a man. MENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMENMEN.”
it’s a sad life.
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Me during the day: I'm so tired oh my gosh I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room all while painting my nails, shopping for random crap and eating the entire fridge
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sirseahorse:
stabsinthe:
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
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my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
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“You never knew exactly how much space you occupied in people’s lives.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via thisisyourmaverick)
the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
harrypottersmum:
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
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understandablydumb:
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
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craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
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http://lydiasproject.blogspot.com/
I’m going to OC, MD this summer on project with CRU! check out my blog to see what crazy stuf I’m doing!
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Romantically Frustrated.
memoirs of teen female blogger.
